Remember this??? Remember these days!? When LJH (I love a good name abrevation) was just vying for one of the coveted spots on The Steps? Frolicking around sweating Serena, and annoying Blair? Those were the days.
Move over Jenny 1.0...So she has always had a little bit of that teenage angst thing going on, but little Jenny really took a turn for the NO GOOD tonight. She was angry, bitchy, and all eyelinery with her bad self. Just when Rufus thought he had his little one back on track...she had to go find her inner beanie wearer, and flip the script. [And honestly, I wanted to scream at Jenny's absolute refusal to acknowledge her eye makeup to lip gloss ratio was like 30:1. IT WAS KILLING ME. Gloss those bad boys up PUHHLEEAZZZEEE]
Oh. Hey. Jenny 2.0.Other thoughts:
-Nate. You need to stop before you even start. DON'T GO THERE. Dealing with Jenny will only capitalize on your already insaneo life.
-Serena. I reallllllly appreciate your motorcycle jacket over hot dress thing. Nice moves. Too bad artist/camper guy has that awkward 10th grader mustache, huh?
-Blair and Chuck. Way to be soooo Blair and Chuck this episode. You two keep me young. I liked Chuck getting all deep and existential at the end there. You both are super hot and I love everything you represent: inhumane acts toward each other, all in the name of keeping yourselves occupied. And no seriously, why is Chuck so appealing? I think its his creepy whisper voice...
-Dan. You are starting to get on my nerves. Stop acting shocked at your involvement in all these Upper East Siders lives. You are part of it now. Oh, and way to ALMOST ruin Blair and Chuck. Oh you and your littleness.
-Vanessa. I honestly think the GG writers are trying to make you the most annoying character in the history of all that is man. I'm BEGGING you to BEG them to write you some better, less whiny material. I do like the whole Urban Outfitters thing you do though.
-Vanessa. I honestly think the GG writers are trying to make you the most annoying character in the history of all that is man. I'm BEGGING you to BEG them to write you some better, less whiny material. I do like the whole Urban Outfitters thing you do though.
Obviously tonight's episode inspired the snark in me. I just feel like GG needs to LOCK IT UP!! These were my initial thoughts...what were yours?
hoping-you-still-like-me-even-though-I-just-laid-the-smackdown-on-GG,
Charlie
11 comments:
haha I didnt watch tonights episode yet but I completely agree. VANESSA- grrr, you are right to say that the only good thing about her is her style. So truee
I don't know how old you are, but I'm 31 and so embarrassed to admit that I watch GG! I love this show, though. But, Dan has been starting to really annoy me for a while now.
I agree with all of the above. The Jenny thing was so Scarlett Johanssen back in her fug mullet and death-by-eyeliner days. Tres tragic.
oh Little J... I miss your boyant, just-messy-enough curls. and pictured purple handbag.
now you're making soft-core porno.
total bummer.
Totally agree. Jenny is just annoying now. It is so hard for me not to think of the books when I am watching.
I really liked that last Chuck and Blair scene. Usually I get annoyed when shows keep couples apart but I kinda like their flirtiness like this.
okay yall's blog is so darn funny!
and I agree with everything you said in this post.
What can I say, well let's face it-you said it better. Yeah Jenny is annoying. Have a good night.
L-O-V-E your breakdown of the show! FABULOUS!! LJH is rocking my world...I loved her in the last episode...it was awesome! She is going to TAKE OVER the NY fashion scene...you watch!!! And...I am totally mimicking her eye makeup for my WHITE TRASH BASH Saturday night :)!!!! Glad to see someone loves GG as much as me! XOXO, KB :)
Love, Love, Love, GG! It is my small slice of heaven! 1. Dan and Vanessa---STOP IT NOW! 2. Jenny was she seriously dancing in her bra while "photog" took pics?-Do you see where this is going?-straight to the internet!? 3. I WANT Chuck! I am old enough to be his mother, but....
Why is this show so addicting? I love it.
I love GG but am not liking the "new" Jenny at all. The goth look doesn't work at all.
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